About Monkey Genetics
Welcome to Monkey Genetics, where we’re all about that monkey business. Our team of trained monkeys work hard to produce the finest cannabis strains you’ll ever lay your paws on. We’re bananas about flavor, potency, and quality, and we’ve got the strains to prove it.
Our seed company was founded in Amsterdam and is a partnership between seasoned professionals in Cannabis botany and genetics and aims to serve the global growing community of hobby growers and professional Cannabis breeders with newly developed strains that are characterized by a high cannabinoid content, a generous yield, a rich complex flavor and terpene profile. Try our Banana Boogie Split for example. Or our Orangu Tangie.
The starting point is of course to combine the strong qualities of one outstanding parent with those of the other outstanding parent.
After lengthy and extensive testing, this results in specific new cannabis strains that will conquer their place in the market due to their positive characteristics such as a high THC content, high yields and tasty profile. And last but not least; a more than reasonable price!
“Picture the most exquisite culinary creations you’ve ever tasted, and then imagine those same flavors infused into a cannabis strain. That’s what we’re talking about here – an incredible array of sensory experiences that tantalize your taste buds and leave you craving more.
Our strains boast an unparalleled depth of flavor that’s simply unmatched in the cannabis world. From the rich, earthy undertones of our Kush strains to the tangy, citrusy notes of our Haze varieties, every strain has its own unique profile that’s a symphony of taste and aroma.
And it’s not just about the taste – our strains offer a full sensory experience that’s as visually stunning as it is flavorful. Picture the vibrant greens, oranges, and purples of our strains, their colors bursting with life and energy. It’s a feast for the senses that’s as pleasing to the eye as it is to the palate.
The Great Apes at Monkey Genetics passionate about the unique flavors of our strains and are dedicated to providing our customers with the most exceptional tasting experiences possible. Our strains are the result of years of careful cultivation, cross-breeding, and genetic selection, all aimed at creating strains with flavors that are truly out of this world. So, come and indulge your senses with our unique and delicious strains – your taste buds will thank you!”
Plenty of reasons to buy Monkey Genetics…
Premium genetics:
At Monkey Genetics, we’re passionate about flavor. Our team of expert breeders works tirelessly to create unique and unforgettable flavor profiles in every strain we offer.
Yield:
We know that a good yield is important to growers, which is why we use careful breeding techniques to maximize yield while maintaining quality.
Unique crosses:
We’re all about creating unique and exclusive strains. Our team of breeders works tirelessly to crossbreed different strains in creative and innovative ways, resulting in strains that you won’t find anywhere else.
Phenohunting:
We believe that every cannabis plant is unique, which is why we put a lot of effort into phenohunting – the process of selecting the best plants from each generation of our crosses. This ensures that our strains are consistently of the highest quality, with the best flavor, potency, and growth characteristics.
Collaborations with breeders:
We work with renowned breeders and seed banks to bring unique and exclusive strains to the market, for those looking for something special.
Limited edition releases:
We create limited edition releases of exclusive strains.
High THC strains:
We specialize in high THC strains for customers who are seeking specific effects.
Wholesale and bulk orders:
We offer discounts for bulk orders to make it easy for commercial growers or dispensaries to source high-quality seeds at a reasonable price.
International shipping:
We offer international shipping to almost all countries.
Comprehensive strain information:
We provide detailed descriptions of each strain’s characteristics, effects, and growing requirements to help you make informed decisions.
Comprehensive strain information:
We provide detailed descriptions of each strain’s characteristics, effects, and growing requirements to help you make informed decisions.
Discreet packaging:
We ship orders in plain, unmarked packages to ensure privacy and prevent tampering or theft.
Fast and reliable shipping:
We offer quick turnaround times and reliable delivery, with options for expedited shipping if needed.
Germination guarantee:
We assure customers that their seeds will germinate and offer replacements if they don’t.
Competitive pricing:
We provide affordable pricing without sacrificing quality, and offer discounts or promotions to reward customer loyalty.
Excellent customer service:
We have knowledgeable and friendly staff available to answer questions, provide support, and resolve issues quickly and professionally.