Description
Funky Monkey Sour cannabis seeds by Monkey Genetics bring together three legendary powerhouses—ChemDawg, Sour Power, and G13xHaze—into one funky, flavorful, and very easygoing hybrid. These cannabis seeds are ideal for folks who want to enjoy a smooth, daytime smoke without getting knocked off their feet. Whether you’re just starting out or you’ve been growing since the Haze days of the ’70s, Funky Monkey Sour is a fantastic all-rounder. She’s got history, great structure, and that signature sharp funk you’d expect from such a tasty family tree.
🌱 Appearance of Funky Monkey Sour
Funky Monkey Sour grows with the grace of an old-school sativa, but with just enough structure to make life easy for growers. Expect tall, open plants that stretch nicely, with long branches and spaced-out nodes that fill in beautifully as she flowers. Her buds are dense, chunky, and coated in a healthy layer of glistening resin. You’ll spot bright green flowers with fiery orange pistils, and with the right conditions, she can really shine indoors or outside. These cannabis seeds deliver plants that look just as good as they smoke—always a crowd-pleaser.
👅 The taste & smell
You’ll know this one’s ready before you even see it—the smell gives it away. Funky Monkey Sour comes with a nose full of lemon zest, diesel fuel, and that classic Chem sharpness. It’s got that punchy aroma you expect from a Sour family strain, but there’s a smooth, candy-like sweetness hiding behind it all. The flavor is a wild mix of sour lemon drops, gas, and a little earthy haze in the background. It’s one of those strains where even the exhale has something to say. If you like loud flavors, this one delivers in full.
💨 Funky Monkey Sour Effects
Don’t let the name fool you—Funky Monkey Sour doesn’t knock you flat. Instead, it gives you a calm, clear-headed high that leans more toward the happy side of things. The hit starts off with a light cerebral lift, giving you some focus and a smile. It slowly drifts into a mild, buzzy body feeling that keeps things light without making you crash. With THC levels on the moderate side, it’s a great choice for folks who want to stay functional but still enjoy that classic haze-style vibe. It’s easy to smoke, fun to share, and perfect for daytime sessions.
🌾 Growing characteristics/yield
If you’re looking for cannabis seeds that are reliable, productive, and not too demanding, Funky Monkey Sour is a smart choice. She flowers in around 9–10 weeks indoors, and under the right setup, can yield between 450–550g/m². Outdoors, she performs well too, especially in warm, sunny climates, where she can push out up to 700g per plant. Her sativa heritage means she’ll need a bit of height control indoors, but she responds well to training techniques. These cannabis seeds are well-suited for both beginners and experienced growers alike, with solid genetics and impressive results.
